Cupid, stop lying!

Cupid, stop lying!
Your arrows don't work.
You can't just go around
with a diaper and wings
shooting random people with arrows.
It hurts more than anything.
And i'm not talking about an arrow going through someone's chest.

The fights that love can lead to.
The break up tears.
Do you really enjoy seeing what
these supposedly enchanted arrows
can lead to?
What kind of Romeo are you?

Let's reverse the situation.
How about you let people
find love on their own?
The first person they see
could be some maniac,
or a truck driver that's never home,
or some abusive alchoholic.
What if someone shot an arrow
through your diaper?
I don't think you'd like it very much,
now would you?

Sure, finding love is even better
than money can buy,
sweeter than the purest petunia,
and brighter than the Sun.
But do us all a favor
and put the arrows down.

Finding love on our own is better
than getting shot in the back
by a grown man in a diaper.